I voted for Bob
How's it going? I'm just a teenage girl doing some advance school shit.
Probly should be doin my homework right now.



You know what would be cool? If in the next animal crossing game you get both Copper and Booker (you choose the style of the station but you still get both officers) and 1 of them wanders around the town and the other is in the police station. During the day Booker can walk around and at night it would be Copper. It’d be like they were keeping an eye on things going on in the town.

Never check your campsite with 10 villagers


Never check your campsite with 10 villagers



I love this bit cause Ramona changed her mind and Scott respected that.

I love this cuz Ramona noticed that Scott was hesitant and stopped so he wouldn’t have to (because some men think it’s chicken to back out, even though it’s not)


and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine



the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 




I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.


Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you’re under 21.