i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid
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MY BEST FRIEND WAS AT RICHARD III TONIGHT AND SHE SNEEZED DURING MARTIN FREEMANS MONOLOGUE AND MARTIN FREEMAN SAID BLESS YOU
SHE HAS BEEN BLESSED BY MARTIN FREEMAN
he broke character?!
YES AND THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED AND THEN HE JUST KEPT GOING!
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online
MY FRIEND IS TRADING ME SIX SPINDAS AND THEY ALL HAVE STUPID NAMES BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME YES
THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT